lazy hedgehog
i'm maloy

too much of my humor is pun based or rambles

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homestuck alert
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imagine your OTP just sleeping in the same bed.

no kissing, no sex, no words.

Just the sound of their relaxed breaths and just the slight touch of their hands, feeling so warm and safe sleeping next to the one they love..

Imagine that.

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this is my favorite vine


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Blossom was all about the do-good, American Heroes.

Buttercup loved the edgy heroes with dark pasts and complex morals.

Bubbles knew Japanese well enough to read and understand comic books from Japan intended for her age group. That’s actually very impressive, but then again, this is the girl who can speak squirrel.

I think you mean “Bubbles was a fucking weeb”

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But you always wanted a white Christmas, and dammit, that is what you are going to have, even though it’s April, and even though you are giving all these presents to yourself, and even though Jesus Christ is no longer a relevant figure to celebrate on account of the annihilation of humanity!

Jade Harley, Witch of Space.

Jake English, Page of Hope.
Jane Crocker, Maid of Life.
Rose Lalonde, Seer of Light.
Dave Strider, Knight of Time.
Dirk Strider, Prince of Heart.

Favourite Alpha kid- Roxy Lalonde, Rogue of Void.
Favourite Beta Kid- John Egbert, Heir of Breath.
Favourite troll- Aradia Megido, the Maid of Time.

Homestuck Master Post

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Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.