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homestuck alert
Reblogged from kawaiijohn  116,736 notes
  • mercutio:

    i can see what's happening

  • benvolio:

    what?

  • mercutio:

    and they don't have a clue!

  • benvolio:

    stop

  • mercutio:

    they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two

  • benvolio:

    people are dying

Reblogged from moving-bean  128,260 notes
piscine-unrelated:

applecidercastiel:

put-the-bannanas-away:

lokiallthefucksigive:

selchieproductions:

4fuckssake:

jackfreak1994:

When Lilo graduated from High School, Grand Councilwoman immediately calls her and tells her that she is really interested for her to become a future Captain of the Galactic Armada, but for her to do that she will first have to attend G.A.C.C. (Galactic Alliance Community College). Lilo is happy for the offer, but says that she will only accept if Stitch could go with her. With the Councilwoman’s approval, both friends waste no time to pack their bags, excited of what their future awaits.

I would watch this so hard

Lilo and Stitch is my favourite Disney film of all times, and I’d definitely watch this.


#lilo and stitch#the’d spend the first year#dealing with prejuidice#ISN’T THAT EXPERIMENT 626#EWWWWW#people implying either lilo or stitch is a pet#*humans* don’t you mean *mosquito food*#even though pleakley published a paper on the symbiotic relationship of all earth’s species#in fact pleakley keeps publishing scientific studies#but they get relegated to journals no one reads#JUMBA SHOWS UP#AND TAKES OVER A SCIENCE CLASS#and Lilo and Stitch pretend not to know him#but he is all#AH#LITTLE GIRL#AND 626#TIME TO BLOW SHIT UP#and she ends up saving the school#on a regular basis

Give me all of this.


YESSS

GIVE IT TO ME

I’d watch. 

piscine-unrelated:

applecidercastiel:

put-the-bannanas-away:

lokiallthefucksigive:

selchieproductions:

4fuckssake:

jackfreak1994:

When Lilo graduated from High School, Grand Councilwoman immediately calls her and tells her that she is really interested for her to become a future Captain of the Galactic Armada, but for her to do that she will first have to attend G.A.C.C. (Galactic Alliance Community College). Lilo is happy for the offer, but says that she will only accept if Stitch could go with her.

With the Councilwoman’s approval, both friends waste no time to pack their bags, excited of what their future awaits.

I would watch this so hard

Lilo and Stitch is my favourite Disney film of all times, and I’d definitely watch this.

YESSS

GIVE IT TO ME

I’d watch. 

Reblogged from callicool  25,143 notes

things homestuck has ruined for me

triggeringpanda:

madamepapercut:

kurlozbaby:

araydiamegido:

  • zodiac signs
  • the thirteenth of april
  • colours
  • candy corn
  • fucking colours
  • the word ‘horny’
  • FUCKIGN
  • COLOURS
  • typing oddly
  • HUSSIE COLOURS WERE FUCKING
  • SACRED
  • WHY
  • I CNAT LOOK AT A PACK OF CRAYOLA CRAYONS AND THINK OF THEM THE SAME WAY
  • WOW THATS A NICE NEPETA CRAYON CAN I BORROW IT

also

  • betty crocker
  • the movie hook
  • rufioh
  • almost all of the animals
  • math
  • science
  • MY LIFE

Con air

Nicolas Cage