ANOTHER PERSON ASKED FOR ANOTHER DAVE W TURNTABLES
I HAVE TOO MUCH DAVES IN MY ART TAG HAEUHEHEUEHEUEHEUEAAAAHHHHRGHHH
lol this was late and whatever i guess
Karkat had always been absolutely fascinated by how romantic it sounded, when he’d first heard of them. A thousand paper stars to grant a wish? It was just like some of the best in his vast collection of movies.
But it wasn’t until a while later that he’d actually start making them. After finding out how to make them after a quick Trolloogle search, he set to work, knowing in his pan that it wouldn’t do anything, but still young and naive enough to hold onto a shred of hope.
It took a while, and used up lots of paper. Star after star after star.
When he was at about half a jar, he just.. stopped. It became a bit boring. A tiny bit dull. Star after star after tedious, colorful little star.
A couple perigrees or so later, when he was self-decidedly smarter and also wiser, he got into a dramatic, slur filled fight with Captor. He had thrown his arms up in outrage, when out of the corner of his eyes he spotted the jar, still half-full., covered with a thin layer of dust. Pausing, he slid the pieces of paper over, and began again.
It became a sort of ritual for him after that. Get into a fight, a couple paper stars, wake up in early evening grumpy, a couple more. After a short while of this, the jar was full. He placed it next to the husktop moniter, and stared at it occaisionally. A thousand and one were in there, prevented from growing little legs and escaping by a sturdy cork.
He.. waited. And waited. And then, he started another jar. Feel shitty, make stars, wanted to go into an absolute rage, make a few more. It didn’t make him feel any better, of course. Just gave him something to do that wasn’t tearing his whole hive down and throwing it at Her Condescension Herself until She came over and culled him personally.
The jars multiplied. He made a couple more friends, if he could call them that, somehow. More colors went into the mix. Sooner or later twelve separate colors filled up the jars.
When he’d been thrust into the game, he’d started making them with a fury. Anything to stay inside and not look at the nauseating color of his land.
The jars piled up. He got more and more frustrated with each one, as time went by.
But he kept them there, as a brightly colored silent confirmation that magic doesn’t exsist, and he’d never get any of his wishes granted.
Self-destruction is a beautiful thing.
this is absolutely beautiful get on my blog
This drawing was never going to make it to the internet but here it is dirk’s bday and I haven’t anything better to post than this lecture draw from last week so;;
dirk has the same denizen as lord English when and if he kills him dirk will be more powerful then an outer god.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
most well behaved poultry
drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is
My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake”
isn’t this the same dirk that was doing backflips in the lobby the first day?
I think that was the dirk that did a flip over me in the middle of the street….
i think that IS dirk
if you don’t reblog the blue steel i am judging you
Jensen you are not 6’3” what did you do have them move the measurement so you could be as tall as Jared or did you just stand on a box?
They pushed his knees together.
I’m sure about 90% of you get the utter hilarity of this, but I have to make the obvious explanations:
Jensen Ackles was a model.
“Blue Steel” is the look (the ONLY look) Derek Zoolander used in the movie “Zoolander”… a movie mocking the fashion industry and the general state of the modeling world.
I just… I can’t even. I fucking love this dude’s sense of humor.
Movies Dreamworks has produced
- Bees sue the human race
- An ogre that meets a girl that is a wereogre
- A rat gets flushed down a toilet and meets a colony of rats
- A fish that wants to be famous and a shark wants to be a dolphin
- A boy drowns and is ignored for 300 years
and the snail who wants to be a racecar
and two douchebags who accidentally stop a volcano
and on occasion, moses.